We welcome you with dear pleasure! We are so happy to know that more people on this planet want to worship the HOLY PICKLE!! HAIL TO THE HOLY PICKLE!

BUT... to be a real, proper, "PICKLE TRUTHER", you need to do these things:

1. be a male;
2. have over 21 years;
3. have an easily brainwashable brain;
4. dont think about shady stuff (YOU CAN TRUST US!!! WE PROMISE!!);
5. have the shoe size of exactly 69 (euro size);
6. do all the things above;
7. thats it!!!
8. so simple!!

PICKLE NEWS!!1!

as you may know, there r a lot of news about pickles, so here we put a small batch of them every week!!11/p>

THE HOLY PICKLE CHURCH WAS RAIDED BY SELF-PROCLAIMED "PICKLE DENIALS"!! THEY WERE LATER SACRIFICED PICKLE TRUTHER CAUGHT EATING PICKLES FROM THE HOLY PICKLE WAREHOUSE!! SO BRUTTALY! GERMAN HOLY PICKLE CHURCH BURNT DOWN BY FOREST FIRE; REBUILT AFTER THREE DAYS!!!! GIANT PICKLE STOLEN BY PICKLE TRUTHER IN SOUTH AFRICA; REASONS ARE UNKNOWN!!!! ANONYMOUS PICKLE TRUTHER SELLS PICKLES FROM THE LARGEST HOLY PICKLE WAREHOUSE!!!!! NEW HOLY PICKLE HQ FOUNDED IN SOUTH SUDAN!!! "this is the most pointless cult", STUPID LOCALS SAY!!