WELCOME TO THE OFFICIAL HOLY PICKLE RELIGION WEB PAGE!!

We welcome you with dear pleasure! We are so happy to know that more people on this planet want to worship the HOLY PICKLE!! HAIL TO THE HOLY PICKLE!

BUT... to be a real, proper, "PICKLE TRUTHER", you need to do these things:

  1. be a male;
  2. have over 21 years;
  3. have an easily brainwashable brain;
  4. dont think about shady stuff (YOU CAN TRUST US!!! WE PROMISE!!);
  5. have the shoe size of exactly 69 (euro size);
  6. do all the things above;
  7. thats it!!!
  8. so simple!!

PICKLE NEWS!!1!

as you may know, there r a lot of news about pickles, so here we put a small batch of them every week!!11/p>